Rose lives! This seems to be a software error, on a particular weakness I already knew about. The speaker is not broken, because I can trick it into working, for about a second. It seems like because I dropped it with the headphones on, it believes perpetually that the headphones are in. I will try a soft reset and if all else fails, I am convinced a hard reset will do it (though that is really scary).
. here . As time allows, I will make photo stories, but I want to take my time, since I am in the middle of many things right now.